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sweetguts:

kaible:

sizvideos:

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"BEHOLD HOW GORGEOUS AND ELEGENT I AM, MARVEL AT MY—OH GOD NO WHAT IS THIS THING WHAT’S IT DOING MAKE IT GO AWAAAAAAY"

this is the greatest thing ive ever seen

(via chasing-your-nightmares)

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fandamnghost:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

(via faithandfury)

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deer-kin:

possumpanic:

onward mighty steed

get off me

(via the-artof-suicide)

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celestia:

dolofang:

compassfox:

drop-bass-not-babies:

Nothing says “I support gay equality” like a straight couple kissing in public.

… I’m a girl

We’re both girls

nothing says “I support equality” like assuming someone is a boy because they have short hair

Can we talk about the “only gets it missionary” sign

(via bongripsandnicetits)

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tits-n-t4ts:

Ah great yet another thing for people to moan at whilst I’m working

Who the fucks eating raw meat from tescos then? Irrelevant piece of information.

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

gamecuboid:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

a toy story remake done with nothing but dildos 

"you’ve got a friend in me"

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GOD

(via emilyirisann)

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sentimentalvelvet:

cartel:

mikemanmiller-us:

cartel:

if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?

Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter

trilogy.. 

””“5 book trilogy”“”“

"Trilogy" would be the title of the series

(via emilyirisann)

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humanitiesstrongest-levi:

cylonapplepie:

unlikely things to read in the bible

There will never be a time where I wont reblog this

humanitiesstrongest-levi:

cylonapplepie:

unlikely things to read in the bible

There will never be a time where I wont reblog this

(via daddyschubbybunny)

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lucyliunareclipse:

snorlaxatives:

damn….. ash is shredded as fuck

(via owlberta)

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awwww-cute:

Fear me
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egospawn:

solarselection:

thegeek531:

thepurpleglass:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cheskamouse:

I think he is catting enough for two, maybe three cats.

MAXIMUM CAT

Cat. It is a verb now. And you know exactly what it means. Thanks, internet.

CATTING INTENSIFIES

This cat looking like it wants to meet someone in the pit

You’ve had enough catnip now. You’re tweaking.

egospawn:

solarselection:

thegeek531:

thepurpleglass:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cheskamouse:

I think he is catting enough for two, maybe three cats.

MAXIMUM CAT

Cat. It is a verb now. And you know exactly what it means. Thanks, internet.

CATTING INTENSIFIES

This cat looking like it wants to meet someone in the pit

You’ve had enough catnip now. You’re tweaking.

(via namestebitchesxo)

Source: beppski